This is a text of very old chat log taken from the Nutshell BBS Japanimation Box, dated June 3rd 1991. It brings light to the long lost Gainax film very few people have ever heard about! Stay tuned and keep reading!









NoaIzumi has joined the chatbox 1:03 AM
[DirectHit]: Aww, shucks!
[Lupin]: not bad huh
[NoaIzumi]: hello ppl
[DirectHit]: I thought it is practically impossible to get!
[Lupin]: hee hee
[NoaIzumi]: how are you?
[DirectHit]: Where did you get ca$h for that? You pawned your mother and pimped your sister or what?
[NoaIzumi]: what are you talking about?
[Lupin]: well money was not the prob
[Lupin]: the question was about where to go and whom to ask
[DirectHit]: Patgirl, you'll never know
[Lupin]: the rest was easy
[DirectHit]: I mean, thats the flick everybody has heard about and nobody has seen. And you can very well guess what am I going to ask!
[Lupin]: hee hee
[Lupin]: no, i didnt kill anybody for that or stuff, i just contacted the right folks and there it was
[Lupin]: one otaku club in Osaka
[NoaIzumi]: ???
[Lupin]: sure it wasnt free and i havent watched it yet and i can make a copy uh sometimes
[DirectHit]: Watch it! Now!
[DirectHit]: And tell me!
[Lupin]: ok
[Yamato]: Larry Levingstone?
[DirectHit]: Sure as hell, we have here a fortunate son of a witch who has an original copy of Larry Levingstone and he doesnt care even watch it!
[Banzai] Son of a witch...
[Banzai] By the bye, I have been thinking to change my nick to Bandai
[Yamato]: do that
[Lupin]: here we go
[DirectHit]: Good!
Banzai changes his name into BANDAI 1:06 AM
[BANDAI] SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
[Yamato] you forgot CAPCOM LOCK, you stupid Donkeykong
[BANDAI] OOPS
[BANDAI] well
[NoaIzumi]: do you guys watch japanimation?
[Lupin] here it goes!
[Lupin] ha ha, powerful opening credits
[DirectHit] we need wired computer cameras in the world
[BANDAI] why not
[Yamato] behold the power of future technology
[BANDAI] in year 2001 we all watch japanimation by modems ha ha
[Yamato] in your dreams
[Lupin] fuck fuck fuck!
[BANDAI] is it a hentai movie
[DirectHit] You tell me.
[Lupin] This crappy tape has no sound
[BANDAI] Yeeesshhhh...
[Lupin] NO sound at all
[Yamato] funny what can you buy with 600 bucks today
[DirectHit] hm...
[Lupin] so great i could cry
[BANDAI] You can cry on my shoulder
[Yamato] and meanwhile I take the tape
[DirectHit] Never mind the technical quality. You probly just mixed up something. Keep watching. Sound can come back.
[Lupin] okey here is this private detective Larry whatsthat
[Lupin] Levingstone???
[Yamato] some engrish to you folks
[NoaIzumi] what japanimation are you watching?
[Lupin] Levingstone leaves office, he is hijacked by BABES
[BANDAI] whoa whoa
[Yamato] one copy to me too, please
[Lupin] wait I wipe out drool
[BANDAI] thats not drool...
[DirectHit] And then?
[DirectHit] And then?
[Lupin] something
[Yamato] i know his something
[Lupin] no look
[DirectHit] Just watch...
[Lupin] I mean this is difficult to follow now no sounds no subs no nothing
[DirectHit] It shouldn't matter. Are you otaku or not?
[Yamato] i know there is something
[BANDAI] how long film is it
[DirectHit] 88 minutes I have heard
[BANDAI] !
[BANDAI] made in 1988?
[DirectHit] 1987, I suppose. About the same time as Royal Space Force.
[BANDAI] why i haven't seen it before...
[Yamato] because nobody has
[DirectHit] Nobody has seen it before, it was pulled before it was finnished.
[Lupin] well
[Lupin] looks like Levingstone was hijacked into a tank a pink tank that is and the tank drove to some school where girls are parcticing kendo and stuff and they seem to need help
[BANDAI] and you are ever ready
[Lupin] and because Levingstone has this magnum that is very handy the gals are sorta relieved
[DirectHit] Ahem.
[Lupin] so to say
[DirectHit] I think I got the idea.
[Lupin] now its a night and Levingstone is patrolling outside and there is a ghost braeking windows all over the plsce
[BANDAI] ghost?
[Lupin] ghost in fact looks like a dinosaur don't ask me why and dinosaur is friendly to Levingstone damn it we need sound to this crappy piece od crap
[Lupin] and Levingstone picks up wallet from pocket and there is his daughter i think
[Yamato] chibi daughter in a wallet!
[Lupin] photo
[Lupin] okey and photo makes him think and then monster goes away and there is a picture of sword suddenly and THE FUCKING HELL
[Yamato] i like that kind of hell
[Lupin] thats it
[DirectHit] Go on, please.
[Lupin] no thats it. finito. the end. owari.
[BANDAI] NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[DirectHit] Oh Lord.
[Yamato] Stop joking
[Lupin] i am serious
[Lupin] this is the end
[Lupin] nothing more
[Lupin] some crappy 12 minutes with no sound but title music
[BANDAI] 600 bucks...
[Yamato] and that cost ya 600 pesos
[DirectHit] Well.
[Lupin] hey direct wanna buy a brand new tape for mere 600?
[DirectHit] I consider it.
[BANDAI] HAR HAR HAR
[Lupin] thanx a lot. shut up.
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